Week 8
Game is up for Fisher, Ryan, and Marr under my account
posted by Fancy Pants @ 6:15 PM
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Whoever Scores the Most Points After Four Quarters is Usually the Winner
Whoever Scores the Most Points After Four Quarters is Usually the Winner
Game is up for Fisher, Ryan, and Marr under my account
posted by Fancy Pants @ 6:15 PM
20 comments
20 Comments:
game down
game up, both Marr and Fish have games
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Up for the Yetis. It's time for GM Steve-o to turn this franchise around!
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Go Yetis!! I want to hear about some wins!
game up for Ettore or Fisher (also the eagles)
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game up under my account for Fisher. play two!
Hooray! You're beautiful Mark, and I will play two.... right now!!
Game 1 is complete -- starting #2 after I eat.
Stallworth may have ended Ronde Barber's career today with 18 catches for 822 yards and 12 TDs!
Game up for everyone.
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Wow, Ronde's still in the league? What's his speed, 75?
This report is given per Kevin Fisher’s request:
Even after a 2 game winning streak on the road the Anchorage Yetis still returned home to an incredibly low fan support system. Something needed to be done to get more fans in the seats at Frozen Balls Stadium. To GM Stephen, Papa Bear, Big Sack, Ogre Traitor Evaldo the answer was simple. ”We gave out toboggans,” he said during his post game interview on Sunday. “The fans loved it and it’s really the only way to get around in this hell hole.”
The Yetis started the season with a terrible 1 and 5 record but have just recently turned their whole game around thanks to the new “you mess up once…you don’t play and have your contract redone without a bonus” system that was put in place by GM Marr. Only a few players were affected before the whole team started wising up. “They kept giving me this ‘We’re just photons of light’ bullshit,” said Marr. “I told them to strip their gear, sit the bench, and call their agent because their signing bonus just became a photon of fucking light!!! All of the sudden they became men.” When asked about the cap hit his team took in redoing the contracts for the hack players Marr responded, “Screw the Cap!!! It can kiss my perfect, shapely ass!!! I’m trying to make a team of winners here…not a bunch of Revlon shampooing girlie men!”
On Sunday the 3 and 5 Yetis returned to their home stadium to face the 4 and 4 division rival Green Bay Packers. Madden described the scene well as a “Winter Wonderland.” The snow indeed did not stop until well after the game had concluded. Despite the fact that it was 5 degrees outside and snowing GM Marr refused to let his players use sleeves claiming they made them soft. It paid off. The Yetis destroyed the Packers 40-0. Quick, the rookie quarterback for Anchorage, threw 5 touchdowns and only one interception. This may not seem like an incredible feat to most but he was incredibly proud of himself. “It was like someone smarter was controlling my brain this week,” Quick said on Monday morning. “Before I was only running one play, constantly throwing to doubled covered receivers, and always indulging this urge to run with the ball. It was like I was a douche bag.”
The Anchorage defense also showed up big in shutting down 2nd year quarterback Steve Humphrey. In his interview after the game on Sunday a bandaged Humphrey had this to say:
“Those guys never stopped coming. And that Manny Lawson…what a freaking nightmare!!! He was so fast. If I had to put a number to it I would say his speed was a 90 out of 99. That shouldn’t be possible from a linebacker! And he kept saying all of this weird stuff on the line. Things like “I’m gonna help you out today Steve…I’m your friend.” It really freaked me out. Then later my jackass RB Norwood tried to stop him by taking out his legs. He flipped over that dick and sacked me with his ass. His ASS! How embarrassing. They sacked me 6 times and I threw 3 interceptions. Even Ride Yourbooty, their new free agent CB, picked one off and ran it back 20 yards. I didn’t know what to do.”
It was indeed an embarrassing day for all the Green Bay Packers and their fans. As of now the teams have switched their divisional rankings as the Yetis, now 2nd, stand ready to turn around their season and dethrone the Detroit Lions from number one. If only the fans gave a shit…
The game is at Ellis street.
that was beautiful. however, there's nothing wrong with revlon. also, can we save that somehow?
Game up for Ryan under my account.
game up for whoever
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After another 500+ yard performance, Donte' Stallworth was asked in an interview if crossing the 4000 yard mark in a season means he feels there's nothing left to accomplish. He added that "as long as balls are flying towards me, I'll do everything within my power to hoover them in".
Then he closed this unusual interview with the cryptic message of "game up for everyone except Ryan, who already played"....
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